- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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