- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

roses are red violets are indigo

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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