- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

a chinese man pays the full price

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

N-E Pats never cheated

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Fat people

I went to work today....

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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