- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

a chinese man pays the full price

I went to work today....

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