- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

I have aids

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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