Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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