- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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