- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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