why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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