- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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