women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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