What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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