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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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