- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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