- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What's the difference between a duck?

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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