- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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