- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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