Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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