I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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