- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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