- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Poker face

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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