"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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