- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Everybody will die

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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