Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why is the ground wet It rained

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

[Set up] [No punch line]

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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