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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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