Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

tim has no humor

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