- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Robin, get in the car, please.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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