- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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