Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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hey guys im gay

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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