- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Your face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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