A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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women's rights

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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