- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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