Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

boobs!

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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