What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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You idiot.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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