- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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