- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

"Knock knock" Come in!

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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