- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Guess what What

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??