What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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