How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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A man walks into a bar

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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