- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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