- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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