- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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