- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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