- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

belly button

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

watch me nae nae

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What moos like a cow? Another cow

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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