What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Penis

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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