- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Black people.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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