An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Who invented apple? God

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Badabing.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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