- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

girls basketball

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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