What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Women's rights

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

scientology.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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