Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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