Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Gordon Brown smiles.

once upon a time, it snowed

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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