What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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A seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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