- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

bronson watt walks into a bar.

You're a big fat monkey.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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