A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

A American seeking into mexico

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

The FCC

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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