- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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