- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Knock knock.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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