How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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