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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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