Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What is the name of the car? What

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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