- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Well this is pointless.....

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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