- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why didn't he finish his

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