Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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