I hate Jews The Holocaust

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Pickles are moist.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Title IX

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

im telling maguire

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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