- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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