What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Knock Knock. Come in.

A man penetrates another man.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Whats brown a sticky, shit

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Your life

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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