Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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KILL WHITEY

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Women's Rights

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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penis

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A seal walks into a club.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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hi

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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