- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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