a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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