What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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why girl die cancer

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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