- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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