what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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