- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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