- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

What comes after 69? 70

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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