I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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ur gey

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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