There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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