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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why was the man sad His got raped

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence