Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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matt is fat

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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