What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Make me famous

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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woman's lacrosse

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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