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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

No because your face is really f***** up.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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