- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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