Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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