- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How high is the sky? True or False

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Neither did she.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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