What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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Misner is a twat.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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So I was walking down the road today

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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