- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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