- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Obama

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Continents are large islands.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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