What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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