- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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