whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

G:nock nock B:come in!

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...