- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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