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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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