Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

I have read the terms and conditions

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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