What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Guest what? Dog

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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