That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

thumb_up thumb_down +12

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

thumb_up thumb_down +12

you just read an anti-joke

thumb_up thumb_down +12

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

thumb_up thumb_down +12

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops