- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Flowers are colors Love me

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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