- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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