Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

A: Do you like it B: No

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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