- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

child labor

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

There once was this guy and he fell down

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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