A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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the economy.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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