Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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hey guys im gay

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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