- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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