- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

what do you call your mama at the gas station

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How high is the sky? True or False

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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