- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

knock knock? come in

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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