- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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