What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

White NBA players.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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