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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

knock knock? come in

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!