- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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